My holy grail Las vegas casino style day trading strategy

[DSM]

This is a weekend brain teaser. Folks who know the answer, please don't reply immediately. We can post the answers tomorrow - Saturday.

Mr. Bojangles went to the village beach with his dog.. He rode on a Horse to the Market, Yet Walked... What is the Name of the Dog?

Imagine you are in a sinking ship surrounded by killer sharks. How would you survive?

Why is it illegal for a man living in London to be buried in Los Angeles?

There are houses - one is red one is blue band one is white. If the red house is to the left of the house in the middle and the blue house is to the right to the house in the middle where is the white house?

Two fat clowns stood under a small umbrella but none of them got wet. Why didn't any of them get wet?

 

[DSM]

Funny Sumo bhai,

Reminds me of a joke :

My cousin ownes one of the biggest and fastest-growing businesses in North West London, a furniture store.

I convinced him that he needed to take a trip to Italy to check out the merchandise himself and because he was still single, he could check out all the hot Italian women, and maybe get lucky.

As my cousin was checking into a hotel, he struck up an acquaintance with a beautiful young lady. She only spoke Italian and he only spoke English, so neither understood a word the other spoke.

He took out a pencil and a notebook and drew a picture of a taxi. She smiled, nodded her head and they went for a ride in the park. Later, he drew a picture of a table in a restaurant with a question mark and she nodded, so they went to dinner. After dinner he sketched two dancers and she was delighted. They went to several nightclubs, drank champagne, danced and had a glorious evening. It had gotten quite late when she motioned for the pencil and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.

My cousin is dumbfounded, and to this day remarks to me that he's never been able to understand how the Italian lady knew he was in the furniture business.

Thats notthing!

A friend of mine has a maid that his wife got from her native place, and she has a chart of fruits and vegetables, that she shows to the maid, pointing out the things she wants from the market. Sometimes, if she has a sample piece, she gives it to her to take along

 

[Mr.G]

This is a weekend brain teaser. Folks who know the answer, please don't reply immediately. We can post the answers tomorrow - Saturday.

Mr. Bojangles went to the village beach with his dog.. He rode on a Horse to the Market, Yet Walked... What is the Name of the Dog?

Imagine you are in a sinking ship surrounded by killer sharks. How would you survive?

Why is it illegal for a man living in London to be buried in Los Angeles?

There are houses - one is red one is blue band one is white. If the red house is to the left of the house in the middle and the blue house is to the right to the house in the middle where is the white house?

Two fat clowns stood under a small umbrella but none of them got wet. Why didn't any of them get wet?

Easy yaar........ will post answer midnight if possible.

 

[DSM]

Easy? I hope you don't Google it! It's meant to exercise brain muscles!

Easy yaar........ will post answer midnight if possible.

 

[Mr.G]

Easy? I hope you don't Google it! It's meant to exercise brain muscles!

No sir no googling. I just read them a few times and bulb came on in my head. I love brainstorming, it gives me such a good feeling.

 

[timepass]

This is a weekend brain teaser. Folks who know the answer, please don't reply immediately. We can post the answers tomorrow - Saturday.

Mr. Bojangles went to the village beach with his dog.. He rode on a Horse to the Market, Yet Walked... What is the Name of the Dog?
Name of the dog is "Yet".

Imagine you are in a sinking ship surrounded by killer sharks. How would you survive?

Why is it illegal for a man living in London to be buried in Los Angeles?

There are houses - one is red one is blue band one is white. If the red house is to the left of the house in the middle and the blue house is to the right to the house in the middle where is the white house?

Two fat clowns stood under a small umbrella but none of them got wet. Why didn't any of them get wet?
It wasn't raining.

The rest I'll leave for the lesser humans to solve. No brainstorming for me.. (no brains either)

 

[Placebo]

Two fat clowns stood under a small umbrella but none of them got wet. Why didn't any of them get wet?

Lol Because it wasn't raining

 

[Mr.G]

The rest I'll leave for the lesser humans to solve. No brainstorming for me.. (no brains either)

Arre this is CHEATING!

 

[DSM]

Boss, you can also join in and give the answers!

Arre this is CHEATING!

 

[DanPickUp]

Lol Because it wasn't raining

And I thought they stand on each others like artist do in a circus :lol: